These 25 Christian Pick Up Lines Will Make You As Smooth As Oil Running Down Aaron's Beard At Your Next Bible Study
Have you tried any of these hot new phrases? These will make you the bee's knees to the ladies.
1. "Are you Bathsheba? Because I am avoiding war in the Springtime."
2. "My love for you is predestined before time began. Therefore you have no choice in it."
3. "You are concufine!"
4. "If I was King Solomon, you would be my top 4th wife."
5. (Hand her a tulip) "My romance is limited but irresistible."
6. "You will need to give me grace and mercy if I hit on you."
7. "When I look at you I must yell 'unclean' in crowds."
8. "Do you believe in love at first KLOVE or do I need to repeat myself 800 times?"
9. "I was reading Lamentations..." (Pretty much anything you say after this will make her putty in your hands)
10. "Girl, if you were a Bible you would be the Fine ESV with commentary and Strong's concise Greek dictionary."
11. "My hugs are called the collection plate. Give me 10 percent."
12. "If I was Joel Osteen I would get very rich off of you just by believing in positivity."
13. "If you were an ox, I would be equally yoked with you."
14. "Are you The Message, because I lose the proper context around you?"
15. "Do you have a piece of tape (then flex), because I am a broken sinner in need of restoration?"
16. "Do you have tickets (then flex) to the predetermined gun show that was decided before time began?"
17. "Do you believe in love at first sight or do you have free will, which is heretical?"
18. "If you were the original Greek text I would practice exegesis to your original meaning until we came into mutual hermeneutics."
19. "Girl, I am going to walk around you 7 times, scream at the top of my lungs, and blow a trumpet. Let's see if you fall for me."
20. "I'll take you to my wardrobe, I ain't Lion."
21. "Did you fall from Heaven or are you one of the angels who defected with Lucifer after creation began?"
22. "It's our seventh year of courtship. Can we hold hands?"
23. "I made a vow of singleness and I need to share it with someone."
24. "Your resistance to me is an idol. God says get rid of it."
25. (Instead of Netflix and Chill) Veggie Tales and Meditate
1. "Are you Bathsheba? Because I am avoiding war in the Springtime."
2. "My love for you is predestined before time began. Therefore you have no choice in it."
3. "You are concufine!"
4. "If I was King Solomon, you would be my top 4th wife."
5. (Hand her a tulip) "My romance is limited but irresistible."
6. "You will need to give me grace and mercy if I hit on you."
7. "When I look at you I must yell 'unclean' in crowds."
8. "Do you believe in love at first KLOVE or do I need to repeat myself 800 times?"
9. "I was reading Lamentations..." (Pretty much anything you say after this will make her putty in your hands)
10. "Girl, if you were a Bible you would be the Fine ESV with commentary and Strong's concise Greek dictionary."
11. "My hugs are called the collection plate. Give me 10 percent."
12. "If I was Joel Osteen I would get very rich off of you just by believing in positivity."
13. "If you were an ox, I would be equally yoked with you."
14. "Are you The Message, because I lose the proper context around you?"
15. "Do you have a piece of tape (then flex), because I am a broken sinner in need of restoration?"
16. "Do you have tickets (then flex) to the predetermined gun show that was decided before time began?"
17. "Do you believe in love at first sight or do you have free will, which is heretical?"
18. "If you were the original Greek text I would practice exegesis to your original meaning until we came into mutual hermeneutics."
19. "Girl, I am going to walk around you 7 times, scream at the top of my lungs, and blow a trumpet. Let's see if you fall for me."
20. "I'll take you to my wardrobe, I ain't Lion."
21. "Did you fall from Heaven or are you one of the angels who defected with Lucifer after creation began?"
22. "It's our seventh year of courtship. Can we hold hands?"
23. "I made a vow of singleness and I need to share it with someone."
24. "Your resistance to me is an idol. God says get rid of it."
25. (Instead of Netflix and Chill) Veggie Tales and Meditate
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