Chun-Li, considered one of the best champions in the art of street fighting, was asked by TSA to relinquish her thighs at security checkout in Kennedy Airport. The reason: they were considered weapons of destruction.
Chun-Li, wearing a blue robe that had shown off her jack rabbit thighs, tried to explain that her legs were perfectly harmless. In an effort, she showed off a kick. To her mistake her kick began to turn into hundreds of lightning kicks, which created a small vacuum that gravitated the security toward her.
TSA began to reach for their tasers, but Chun-Li immediately recanted and calmed down. She began to plead with the security, explaining that her thighs were misunderstood. Unfortunately, TSA had already pulled up a Youtube video showing the martial artist using her legs like a propeller and sending a 250 pound warrior crashing through boxes.
"You can actually fly with those muscular legs?" a TSA agent remarked.
It was no use. Chun-Li had to spend the flight with her thighs stored in the storage area of the plane.
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