The Ouya comforts a deeply depressed Vita as it gets ready for its death

It was a dark and sad January for the PS Vita as the heads of Sony gave it a slow and painful death. But at the gates of death the Ouya was there to comfort it.

"It's not so bad," said the Ouya, "you might be remembered for having a decent Minecraft."

But still there was a lingering pain in the Vita's heart as it quickly went from AAA titles to being a half decent port of Angry Birds Star Wars.

"You have lots of JRPG's," chimed in the Ouya, "Some of them are pretty good."

Those hurtful words stung deep as The Vita realized it couldn't even make a competent Call of Duty game or a memorable Uncharted.

As the Ouya held the Vita close it whispered the final words of hope, "some eccentric youtuber might do a spotlight on you one day."