Reports are beginning to surface that during a meeting on Tuesday between WWE’s writing/creative team and Vincent Kennedy McMahon, The CEOs phone was a constant distraction leading to the cancellation of said meeting.
A source within WWE creative claims that “Vincent’s phone going off is a common occurrence during our meetings. We can hardly get through 10 minutes without his entrance music blasting out of his phone! However today was different.” The source further revealed that Shane McMahon, of Shane-O-Mac fame, stole his Fathers phone in the wee hours of the morning and changed his ring tone to “CM Punk” chants from the last episode of Monday Night Raw.
The chant got its start after the infamous ‘Pipe bomb Promo’ delivered by Cantankerous Man Punk, and his subsequent firing from the WWE. In recent years, its gained steam as a thorn in the Authorities side, as every promo given by Hunter Hearst Helmsley and Stephine McMahon is sidetracked as the crowd voices their disapproval by chanting the name of the Straight Edge Savior.
Reports further indicate Vincent McMahon has been growing increasingly paranoid making claims that he hears the chants all the time, even in his sleep. His paranoia evidently boiled over during the meeting around the third-time Shane called his phone. In a fit of Mountain Dew fueled rage Vince power bombed an intern through a table before smashing his way out of the conference room door. Reports indicate that Shane was inconsolable after the incident, and needed an oxygen tank to recover. Medical reports indicate that he “Almost died of laughter."
Guest Writer: Adam K
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