Tired of All the Streaming Services? Company Introduces TV Deal that Puts All Shows Into 'Channels'?

I have a major TV problem. There are so many streaming services that it makes it impossible to choose. Paying for Netflix, Hulu, CBS, Disney +, and other services is ridiculously expensive. If only there was a way to see it all.

Spectrix has the answer.

Spectrix has introduced its groundbreaking service, Channels. Using a cable that feeds into the ground, Spectrix has the ability to give you multiple television services all at once. A user can watch Disney cartoons, Criminal Minds. WWE Raw, Hollywood movies, and the top news shows. For a small monthly price of $50 per month (far below all the streaming services combined), any user can watch shows without having to fuddle through multiple subscriptions.

Shows will be divided into channels where they will play at different times. Spectrix says that the on-demand model is old and archaic and now families want shows that are fresh and live as they are released. Want to see a Star Wars movie, but you don't have the clunky Disney +? Now you can see the whole trilogy during the Thanksgiving weekend on a channel called USA. Want to see the latest Marvel show? Watch the FX channel at midnight on Thursdays.

You are probably wondering how such a lucrative service can stay afloat with subscription services failing all the time.

Spectrix takes a page out of the Hulu book by adding in paid advertisements in-between shows. Customers will be expected to wait for four minutes between breaks.

At the time of this announcement, we are a little skeptical of this service. Not one company can offer all the shows in one subscription. There has to be a catch. I rattled off a bunch of popular shows to the Spectrix rep seeing if I could stump him and force him to show this service's limitations.

"Game of Thrones, Steven Universe, Agents of Shield, NBA Finals, The Superbowl, Law and Order, Reruns of Friends."

I was floored. He said I can watch all those shows under one price. I might even get to do it for under $100 a month.

Time will tell if such a miracle device actually works. It might flop like the other services. I hope it works because I am getting tired of remembering all my passwords for the fifteen services I own.