ANGEL GROVE, CALIFORNIA- Five teenagers of diverse origins and backstories got into a bit of scuffle in the city playground. Jason, the self-determined leader of the group, saw a potential danger when a large mummified man holding a metal hook was shouting taunts and jumping 30 feet in the air.
The five teenagers sprang into action, performing basic self-defense moves on the mummified man. But things got out of hand when Trini, a Korean born student, got pushed hard on the ground. Jason, not wanting things to escalate thought quickly.
He then directed his four friends to stand in a straight line. Billy, Trini, Zack, and Amy complied. All five of them took out metal belt clips that looked cumbersome and heavy and began shouting into them.
Metal dinosaurs began to converge into a fully operational giant robot. All five teenagers had complete control over the metal behemoth, though authorities are unsure of who was controlling what. The giant metal man took out a sword and stabbed the mummified Man. Sparks and smoke began to pour out of the man as he fell to the ground, cursing the day he was born.
In the end, the teenagers regrouped, exchanging high fives and explaining the power of positive thinking. It was quite a spectacle in Angel Grove and we don't think this will be happening again anytime soon.
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