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Stan Lee Asks God to Move Up Rapture Timetable after Marvel Loses Spider-Man


HEAVEN- Stan Lee sent a request to the Almighty, after learning that Tom Holland will no longer be part of the MCU. "Lord, if you could move up the end of the world to next week that would be great."

God, the King of Heaven, chuckled at his request and then assured Stan Lee that the world would still be okay.

Stan Lee became hopeful. "So, Sony will make a good Spider-Man movie?"

"I didn't say that," God warned.

Stan Lee took a stroll over to the End Times section of Heaven. He noticed that the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse were hanging out over a cup of coffee. He tapped Death on the shoulder with his humble plea, "Excuse me, Ghost Rider? Can you please storm the Earth with your pals. The world is done in my opinion."

"Stan," Death said, "Sorry about your legacy. Sony might do justice with Spider-Man. You never know."

Stan Lee smiled politely and then asked if he could borrow Ghost Rider's motorcycle.


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