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Bray Wyatt Will Eat Kofi Kingston to Prove He is a Heel


One of the hardest things to do in the wrestling business is win over the audience to a heel change. Bray Wyatt, The Fiend, is having those troubles. Countless times, while in the ring, the WWE audience has chanted "Bray Wyatt" when they should have been booing him. Management was scratching their collective heads, wondering how they could get more people to dislike him.

"It is apparent," Don Matthers, a WWE Creative hinted, "We need The Fiend to eat someone in the ring. Kofi Kingston would make a wonderful character that Bray Wyatt could just swallow up. It would cause credible heat."

Now, one wonders how Bray will perform this aggressively evil stunt, while WWE keeps it's PG rating.

"It will be difficult," Don Matthers told us, "He would need to absorb him the same way Kirby from those Nintendo games does it. We are researching the technology."

Needless to say, Bray and Kofi's match is going to end with the cannibalism story. Kofi is a team player so he won't mind being digested by Bray Wyatt to get him over. This will truly help the PPV where Bray faces off against Somoa Joe.


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