For years, fans have enjoyed the quirky and poignant radio stylings of Matthew Coker. The host of The Back Row Morning Show on Back Row Radio and fiction author was recently exposed to be just an elaborate system of slow cookers tied to vital organs. His friends and family were shocked.
"I worked beside Matt for all these years," Megan, his co-host, admitted, "Not once did I assume he was just a bunch of slow cookers. On the other hand, now I see all the signs."
Matthew had just finished a science fiction book called The Flesh. He is, not only, the first in his family to self publish a science fiction book, but also the first slow cooker based human in history to write.
"Just because I am a complicated network of potluck warmers doesn't mean you shouldn't check out my book," he remarked, "It's a good book even without my accomplishment."
Fans were very excited for Matt when he had finished the manuscript saying, "I am glad Matt finished his book. He is not asking for money, just cold chicken sandwiches that he can hold for a long time."
Matt will continue to be a radio host, a card game designer, and an author, but his life will look very different now that his fans know he is just a hive of slow cookers.
"I suspect people are going to buy the book because they are wondering how I can write without bones or flesh," Matt ponders, "I just want them to enjoy a riveting science fiction story that presents a biblical truth."
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