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Computer Finally Releasing the PC2 to Compete with New Consoles



We've been waiting for this moment for a long time. The Computer is releasing the PC2. This is the next installment for next gen gaming on the computer.

Head Sales Director of Computer, Kent Shapiro, commented, "With the threat of Xbox Scorpio and PS5 looming over our head it only makes sense that we go to the next level with PC2."

The PC2 will have stunning graphics that the normal PC could not even touch or dream of. It will be able to handle 4K games, high definition movies and a vast array of streaming services like Netflix.

"We are looking at the future of gaming on the computer and I see no better way to handle this than to create a whole new hardware that is no where near compatible with the old one," Ken Shapiro boasted.

Every game since 1980 will not be backwards compatible on the PC2, but some companies might rerelease it on the new system for consumers to buy. Also all the peripherals will not work on the PC2, but consumers will be able to buy shiny new pro pads for $70.

"You will want to be careful with the Pro Pad. It has a touch screen that costs $5000 to fix," Ken Shapiro warns his audience.

Other archaic modes of play will be abandoned for the PC2. There will be no keyboard and mouse for any type of use. Users will have to use motion controls if they want to type anything. The motion controllers (The Joy Sticks) will cost $50.

Right now the PC2 is scheduled to come out with two games, Skyrim Remastered and World of Goo HD.

There might be a portable version of the PC2 called PC2 Lite.

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