Nothing can stop the heartless destruction of Brock Lesnar. No one knows that better than Astro Physicist Major- Lea Thompson. Last Monday she went before her professors to defend her thesis on gravity and black holes.
After a minute of explaining the nature of black holes and their effects on the cosmos, the theme song "Next Big Thing," hit the loud speakers. Brock Lesnar, the muscle bound machine, marched in with Paul Heyman by his side. He began to body slam the inconsistencies of Lea's argument. Then he threw one of her fallacies through a wooden table. Finally, he hit the F5 on her flimsy predictions.
The professors were forced to stop the defense and award Brock the win for his thoughtful destruction of Lea's thesis. She was left in tears, but Paul Heyman victoriously lifted Brock's hand.
But the night was not over. Before Brock could fully celebrate his squash victory, Goldberg's theme music blared over the loudspeakers. The once retired WCW star came into the class room. Goldberg looked Brock in the eye and yelled, "Astrophysics good! Black holes bad. Gravity real!"
Brock was floored by Goldberg's handle on science and the clean delivery he executed. Goldberg was able to lift up his hand in victory and leave Arkansas University one thesis richer.
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