Maria Bland of Armarillo, Texas, can rest assured that her young and impressionable son, Nate, can only throw three blue turtle shells in a race. It's important that her son not be a total pus and flake out in an online match like some noob.
Parents are rejoicing the new Nintendo Parental Control that lets the user adjust the amount of blue turtle shells that their children can throw in Mario Kart. This is to prevent the worry that tomorrow's gamers will not rely on cheap tricks to win online game.
"If I earn the right to be in first place against my six year old son, why should he be able to ruin my victory with a cheap win like that? What will that teach him in life?" Jeff Benson, father of three, said.
Parents are tightening the reign on children's game time, making sure their kids do not 'lame out like losers.'
" I will raise my child right," Sheila Timmons, mother of a gaming girl, declared, "my child will not be a camper, a blue sheller, a screen watcher or some punk who relies on the bad ping of others. We are raising a new generation of video gamers. When my daughter talks trash over Xbox Live it will be because she did the right thing."
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